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Naked Nathan

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GMP : 49322
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CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
Combat [Lv.138] S+
R&D [Lv.56] C
Support [Lv.0] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.7] E

PostSubject: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:00 am

*sitting in Strut C dining Hall in my usual spot with a can of regain, a game informer, a taco, and my .40 cal on the table listening to Redbone by Donald Glover on my Walkman lost in a fucking trance*

*presses play*:
 

*puts my feet up onto the table as i stare at the ceiling with eyes closed*
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Sara Ortega

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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:06 am

*strolls into strut C dining hall with a distrubed look on my face. i head straight towards nathan's direction as i see him just sitting there*
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Naked Nathan

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GMP : 49322
Heroism : 4
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Stun Grenade
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CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
Combat [Lv.138] S+
R&D [Lv.56] C
Support [Lv.0] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.7] E

PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:08 am

*completely ignores the child casually coming my way and doesn't even notice her as im chillin.*
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Sara Ortega

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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:22 am

*kicks the table multiple times until he notice me*

Hey!!! Dumbshit! *snaps fingers* You watched the news lately? Great job asshole. You tried to lockdown a hospital without checking to see if anyone was recording with their PHONE.

*turns on strut c televison to see the news channel on*



*they talk about how they know it was a direct attack assassination attempt. they then play a video of nathan in a mask and MSF crew with their logos on taking the hospital hostage*
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Naked Nathan

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GMP : 49322
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Stun Grenade
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CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
Combat [Lv.138] S+
R&D [Lv.56] C
Support [Lv.0] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.7] E

PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:26 am

*takes off bluetooth earbuds and looks at her*

Kid what the fuck do you WANT!? *she speaks and turns on tv*

*i watch at first with a proud look*

Look at that. im on tv lol.

*keeps watching as my proud smile breaks*

o.

shit.
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Sara Ortega

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Medical [Lvl.0]

PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:32 am

*says sarcastically* Yeah...oh shit...you fucked up. *slams hands on the table*

their first clue is US but once they start digging in more???? they're gonna know soon enough.

Just because you cold blooded killed my father does not make you some savage badass. Have fun cleaning that shit up. *points at tv* MSF is a joke. better hope they tie your faction as US.

*casually walks away from him*
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Naked Nathan

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GMP : 49322
Heroism : 4
Old Location : Canada
Cat
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Fuck Your Feelings RPG-69

Stun Grenade
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CPU Intel Core i5-750
GPU Geforce GTX 480
RAM 4GB
Combat [Lv.138] S+
R&D [Lv.56] C
Support [Lv.0] E
Intel [Lv.70] B
Medical [Lv.7] E

PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:35 am

*sits there watching with only one thing on my mind*

Who the fuck was that kid again? am i seeing shit? *picks up regain can and stares into it*

I need to stop drinking this shit..im seeing stuff...
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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 6:53 am

I walk into Strut C Dining Hall and notice a small child barge pass me. I grab a bottle of imported Scottish whiskey, prop my feet up on the table where Nathan is and start drinking.

Cute kid. Yours?

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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 12:26 pm

I walk in a few hours later and put on the news again,this time with the MSF logos horribly edited out

And just like that no further problems.

However I don't think it takes a genius to understand NEXT TIME we NEED to be careful.
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Samantha Heart
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New Haven Syndicate


GMP : 37570
Heroism : 76
Old Location : Vagina Virginia
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Motherbase Phone
Kit Kat.
CPU Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2.2 ghz
GPU Intel HD Graphics 3000
RAM 4GB
Combat [Lv.112] S
R&D [Lv.30] D
Support [Lv.60] C
Intel [Lv.98] A
Medical [Lv.32] D

PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 1:40 pm

*stares at the news standing with my hands crossed*

Don't look at me ._.

I did what i was supposed to do ._.

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Jess

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MB Location : Citadelle Laferriere Wolves


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Old Location : New Motherbase
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CPU No CPU listed
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RAM No RAM
Combat [Lv.157] S+
R&D [Lv.160] S+
Support [Lv.70] B
Intel [Lv.157] S+
Medical [Lv.165] S+

PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 2:01 pm

*She passed by the fuming Sara after hearing a ton of swearing and yelling. As Sara walked by, she called out* Watch your language young lady! *Being blatantly ignored, she just continued walking into the room*

Cute kid e.e sure. Pain in my ass every day though.

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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 2:44 pm

*Frantically starts spray painting US flags over the MSF logos while humming the american national anthem*

sooo... many.... logos.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 2:53 pm

K. wrote:
*Frantically starts spray painting US flags over the MSF logos while humming the american national anthem*

quickly rips the spray can out of his hand and throws it at his forehead while the ping echoes throughout the base

I swear to GOD keep that gay ass flag off our logos
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PostSubject: Re: Lax bro.   Mon May 15, 2017 3:02 pm

*takes out old looking laptop i stole from nan's garbage* I NEED TO GET INTEL ON BENJAMIN
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